Funny Shayari

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..


Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo


Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi


Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.


Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye


Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…


Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.


Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…


Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

Friendship Shayari

Meri Dharkano me Aap ka Hi Raz Hoga,
Meri Bat Ka Bas YeHi Andaz Hoga,
Kabhi Bewafaee Nahin Karte Hum Dosti Me,
Meri Dosti Pe Aap Ko Hamesha Naz Hoga!!!
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Har Sitara Chand k karib nahi hota,
Dil ki Daulat wala garib nahi hota,
Dost tum jaisa mila hai mukaddar se,
Har kisi ka aisa nasib nahi hota….
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Taron ko ginne wale hum na the,
akele gungunane wale hum na the,
ye to apki Dosti ne aadat laga di…
warna kisi ko itna yaad karne wale hum na the…
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Har khushi Dil k karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae Dost is Dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi Dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti…
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Agar itni Pyari soch tumhari na hoti,
mulakat tumse humari na hoti
tadapte rehte sachche Dost k liye
agar Dosti tumse humari na hoti…

Rab se aap ki khushi mangte hain,
Duaon me aap ki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain ki kya mange aap se…..
chalo umar bhar ki Dosti mangte hain….
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Khuda na kare aapko kabhi koi gam mile,
khushiyan aur hansi har dam mile,
gum jab bhi bad chale aapki aur…..
khuda kare raaste me use hum mile…
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Ankhen to Dosti me Dil ki zuban hoti hai,
Sachhi Dosti to sada bezubaan hoti hai,
Dosti me judai bhi aae to kya ghabrana…..
suna hai judai se Dosti aur bhi jawan hoti hai…..!
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Ehsaas bahut hoga jab hum chhod k jayege,
Royenge bahut magar aasu nahi aayenge,
Jab saath na de koi to aawaj hume dena,
Aasma per bhi honge to laut aayenge.
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Do pal ki zindgi, yu hi beet jayegi.
Kali raat k baad nayi Subah ayegi.
Agar Doston ki yaad satayegi to kasam se
aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi…..!

Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shamma ho to parwana jalta hai,
Rishte na ho to Dil jalta hai,
Aur aap jaise Dost ho to Jamana jalta hai.
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Dosto k liye ye Dosti ki saugat hogi,
naye log honge nayi baat hogi,
Hum har haal me Muskurate rahenge…..
agar tumhari Dosti humare sath hogi.
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Doston maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar ho jata hai darta kaun hai,
Tum jaise Dost par to dunia kurban hai,
aur tum puchhte ho ki hum par marta kaun hai.
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Kash koi khushiyon ki dukan hoti,
usse hamari kuch pehchan hoti,
Lelete tumhare liye sari khushiyan…..
Kimat chahe uski hamari Jaan hoti.
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Zamaana gujar gaya haathon ko milaye hue,
Muddat ho gayi nazaron ko milaye hue,
Din raat nikal gaye yaadon me khoye hue,
Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?

Sapne tuut jate hai, apne ruuth jate hai,
Zindgi me kaise kaise mod aate hai,
magar jab bhi saath ho aap jaise Dosto ka…..
to raaho ke kaante bhi phuul ban jate hai…..!
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Dil ko Dil se churaya aapne,
duur hote hue apna banaya aapne,
kabhi bhul nahi payenge aapko Dost…..
kyunki Dosti karna sikhaya hi hai aapne…..!
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Teri Muskuraht meri pehchaan hai,
Teri Khushi meri jaan hai,
Kuch bhi nahi meri zindgi…..
Bas itna samajh le ki tera Dost hona meri shaan hai!
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Aapki Dosti hum is tarah se nibhaenge,
aap roz khafa hona hum roz manayege,
par maan jana manaane se…..
warana bhigi palkain le k hum kahan jayenge…
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Kisi ko apni khubiyo ka ehsas nahi hota,
Aap jaise Dosto ka milna itfak nahi hota,
Achha kuchh kiya hoga hamne,
Varna aap ho sath hamare,Ye visvas nahi hota.
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Ek din jab hum dunia se chale jaenge,
mat sochna apko bhul jaenge,
bas ek bar asman k taraf dekhna,
mere paigam sitaro par aap k liye likhe nazar aaenge…

Zindgi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai..
Marta anhi koi kisi ki judai me,
Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai..
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Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai
Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai
Kya maange khuda se hum
Woh to khud aaj mere dar par
Teri dosti maangne aaya hai.
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Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….
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Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
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Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar,
Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai,
Tu hi hai sachcha dost,
Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.

Faryad SMS

Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai
apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai
umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte hai…

Jihdi Khushi Layi Aasi Mangde Rahe Duavaavan,
Aaj Kinj Keh Diyan Ke Oh Sajjan Ujjar Jave,
Jihdi Paireen Aasi Phul Vishaey,
Jehar da Kauda Ghut Pita,
Kinj Keh Diyan Oh Rabba,
Mere Dillon Ohda Hun Na Hi Mit Jaye…

Basti basti khor udasi parvat parvat khali pan,
man hira bemol lut gaya ghis ghisri ka tan chandan,
is dharti se us ambar tak do hi chiz gajab ki hai,
ek to tera bhola pan hai ek mera deewana pan……..
Main uska hoon vo is ahsaas se inkar karta hai,
bhari mahfil me bhi ruswa mujhe har baar karta hai,
yakin hai sari duniya ko khafa hai humse vo lekin,
mujhe maloom hai phir bhi mujhise pyar karta hai……..
Jiski dhoon par dunia naache dil ek aisa taara hai,
jo tumko bhi pyaara hai jo humko bhi pyaara hai,
jhoom rahi hai saari dunia jabki humaare giton par,
tab kahti ho pyar hua hai kya ahsaan tumhara hai……..
Bahut bikhra bahut toota thapde sah nahi paaya,
hawaon ke isharon par magar main bah nahi paaya,
adhoora ansuna hi rah gaya ye pyaar ka kissa,
kabhi tum sun nahi paayi kabhi main kah nahi paaya………

bewafa dil ki rahon me na bhatke hote,
sisse se najuk dil ko sine me chhupa ke rkhte,
agr hum karte unse bewafai,
to aaj iss kabr me na lete  hote.

dua krta hun ki koi pyaar na kre,
agr dil kisi ka tutte to fryaad na kre,
bewafaao se wafa ki tamanna rkhne wale,
kal meri kabr ke paas teri bhi na mile.

bewafai unhone ki saja hume mili,
pyaar humne kiya,gunah unse hue,
chot usse lagi to dard mujhe hua,
ghav to uske bhar gye,
par nissaa mere baaki reh gye.



yaad teri hume itni aayi,
ke teri yaado ke saaye me jine laga,
dost to dost meri halat ko dekh,
khud khuda bhi rone lagaaaa,
plze come back in my life

Dosti Shayari

Doston Ki Bheed Mein Dikhta Hai Ik Dost Aap Jaisa,
Lakhon Sitaron Mein Ik Sitara Dharuv…. Hoobhoo Vaisa,
Apke Sahare Kadam Uthte hain Dewane “Dhanwant” Ke
Aapki Duaon Ka Saath Hai To Dil Mein Phir Dar Kaisa


Mila wo dost mujhe shabnam ki tarah
jiski nami se hum phisalte gaye
aur jiski tareeki mein hum jeete gaye
aur jab jaanake wo tareeki mein hai
to jal kar use roshni di samma ki tarah…


Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai….
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai….
Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna…
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai…
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Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya
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Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai,
Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain.
Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo…..
Dosti aise hi hoti hai…

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Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
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Har rishtonke mukaam nahin hote…
Dil ke rishtonke koi naam nahin hote……
Paaya hai Aapko dil ki roshni se……….
Aap jaise dost kisike liye Aam nahin hote…….. .

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Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
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Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.

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Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum…..
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya…….
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye…
Yaad raha to bas itna…ke…
Zindagi se bhi pyara..Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya…

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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha…

Phool bankar muskrana zindagi hai…,
Muskara ke Gum bhulana zindagi hai…,
Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua….,
Bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai…
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Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti,
aur sare dard badh gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye hote..
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Aao Ab koi Dost Aisa Banaya jaye
jise Palkon pe Sajaya jaye
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch is tarha ke ,ki
vo rahe Bhukha toh humse Bhi kuch khaya na jaye…
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Dosti ke bhi apne andaz hote hai,
Jagti aankho me khwab hote hai,
Soyi aankho me sailab hote hai,
Kyo ki dosti k rishte to nayab hote hai…….
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Kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se!
Maango usi se jo dede khushi se !
Chaho use jo tumhe mile kismat se !
Dosti karo usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se..

Dosti ka pehala paigaam aapke naam,
jindgi ki aakhri saans aapke naam,
rahe salamat yeh dosti apni,
ise salamat rakhana aapka kaam.
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jub hum hi na rahenge tho dosti kaun karega,
Aye khuda, mere dost ko salaamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
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Har dua kubul nahi hoti,
Har aarzu puri nahi hoti …
Jinke dil me aap jaise dost rehte ho,
Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti….
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Haquiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hain.
pyar may to sirf ruswai hoti hain.
hamari taraf haath bada kar to dekho.
dosti may kitni sachaai hoti hain.
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Dil me tumhare apni kami chood jayenge,
Ankhome intezar ki lakir chood jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame,
Dosti ki aisi kahani chood jayenge.

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
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Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai.
Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai.
Maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk,
Abhi mere dost se ek mulakat baki hai.
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Kal fir yehi sama hoga,
Hum mein se kaun na jane kahan hoga,
Murjhaye phool to mil jayenge kitabo mein,
Par bichhade dosto ka shayad hi koi pata hoga….
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Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye,
dukh-sukh me de sath vo yar chahiye,
hum kisi ko bhulate nahi lekin
jo yad rakkhe hame vo yar chahiye……
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Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga….
Us jahan ke saare hasin nazaron ki kasam,
Aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga….

Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako
Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako.
Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako…

Diwali Shayari

Iss diwali pe hamari dua hai ki,
Apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish U a very Happy Diwali!


Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
Dua hai hamari,
Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe.
“Happy Diwali”

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Safalta kadam chumti rahe,
Khushi aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash itna faile ki KASTURI sharma jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye.
“Happy Diwali”

Puja ki Thali, Rasoi me PAKWAAN.
Aangan me Diya, Khushiya ho TAMAAM.
Haathon me fuljhariya, Roshan ho JAHAAN.
Mubarak ho aapko DIWALI Meri JAAN…

Laxmi devi ka nur aap par barse,
Har koi aapse loan lene ko tarse,
Bhagwan aapko de itne paise,
Ki aap chillar pane ko tarse.
HAPPY DHANTERAS !!

Deepak ki roshni, Mithaiyo ki mithas,
Patakho ki bochar, Dhan ki barsaat,
Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar.
Happy Dhanteras!!!

Dard Shayari

Ab To Dard Se Bhi Mohabbat Hai
Dard Mein Tu Yaad Aati Hai
Khyalon Mein Hi Sahi,
Tu Mera Marham Ban Jati Hai…
Koi Ho Na Ho Saath Mere,
Tu To Saath Nibhati Hai.
“Dhanwant” Jeeta Hai Tere Liye,
Tu Jeene Ki Chah Jagati Hai…


Manzil bhi ussi ke thi, raasta bhi ussi ka tha…
Main sift ekela tha, baki sab kaarwa bhi ussin ka tha…
Meri saath chalne ke soch bhi ussi kit hi, phir meri ko chdne ka faisla bhi ussi ka tha…
Meri aankhoon main sapna bhi ussi ka tha, ab aansoo ka samandar bhi ussi ka ka hai,
Mera dil agsar ab swaal karta hai mujse, ke sab kuch ussi ka tha per ….
“kya kudha bhi ussi ka tha”



Ruk gayi sans ab maut aayi hai,
Zindgani se hamne bhi maat khayi hai.
Tere hi naam par fareb mile,
Mere malik ab bas teri hi duhai hai…



Kya pata tha mujhe ki wo is tarah bhula degi,
Apna bana ke, phir paraya bana degi,
Wo aayi zindagi main, ek hasin lamha de gayi,
Mere ruthe hue labon pe hasi de gayi.
Aaja tu wapas zindagi main meri,
Ke maut bhi salli mujhe dhoka de gayi…



Yaad karne se kisi ka didar nhi hota,
yuhi kisi ko yaad krna pyar nai hota,
yaado me kisi ki hum b tadapte hai,
bas hmse dard ka ijhar nahi hota…



Aansu ko samjhaya ki yu na aya karo,
Mehfil me mazak na udaya karo.
Iss par aansu boli,
Mehfil me akele pate hain isiliye chale aate hain.


Pyaar Kamjor Dil Se Kiya Nahi Ja Sakta,
Zeher Dushman Se Liya Nahi Ja Sakta,
Dil Mein Basi Hai Ulfat Jis Pyar Ki
Us Ke Bina Jiya Nahi Ja Sakta….

Bollywood Shayari

Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,
ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
rimjhim is gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi…


Pani Se Pyaas Na Bujhi
Toh Maikhane Ki taraf Chal Nikla
Socha Shikayat Karun Teri Khudha Se
Par Khudha bhi Tera Ashiq Nikla…



Garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai
hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai…
jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath..
naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai…



Pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya,
Mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya.
Teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar,
Kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya…